June 2012
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I think I need the Reality Police to sternly frown...
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I’m having an excellent time in Texas, but things happened in Utah with my family that I’m just kind of replaying in my head over and over and it’s hard to get out of this state of mind. Basically, Hannah helped me realize that I am overreacting over certain things but at one point my mom apologized for all the responsibilities I’ve been handed since moving back...
May 2012
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we-can-be-hysterical:
“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”
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misanderysoncooper:
i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Jess' Big List of Gender Terms! →
transtheorist:
It’s finally here! This is my ongoing list of gender terms, hopefully people like it and find it helpful. My plan is to update and add to this list as time goes on so check it out and tell me what you think! If you have a term you think ought to be added or edited or just a…
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“The other [love] is an outpouring of everything good in you - of kindness, and...”
– John Steinbeck to His Son Thom
Louise Brealey calls this Steinbeck’s advice to the Molly Hoopers of the world. Which explains both why I am so fond of Molly Hooper AND of Louise Brealey.
(via tiffanyb)
“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you...”
– (On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)
Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com
- He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for...
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A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+...
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